45 Simple Naughty Riddles That Will Show You How Dirty Your Mind Really Is

Thought Catalog

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1. You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?

Your phone.

2. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?

Talk.

3. I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?

Her voice.

4. I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

Your nose.

5. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?

Pockets.

6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent.

7. What’s long and…

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